What's a good comeback? my boyfriend got dissed?

my boyfriend is a baseball player, recently drafted into the toronto blue jays. he's in LA right now and he wrote on my facebook "i love and miss you" and his friend commented ask a joke saying to him that he's the "softest guy in the league" what's a good comeback to that i can say? i'm also a model, if i could use that as an advantage, for example, "if he's got a girl like me, of course he'd be soft" <= that's total fail, which makes him sound even softer but you get what i mean. please don't make me sound conceited, i'm not. i'm just a confident women and i know i'm pretty that's it.