Question to conservatives?

Nobody cares what you do with your own sexual life. You can pretend you are married to your toaster if you want. Marriage is defined as a union between a man and a woman, so if you want a union between two people of the same sex most people won't care, but it also makes no sense to call it "marriage"...it would be like calling trees "rocks", no matter how much you want to say a rock is a tree, it just does not fit the definition...come up with whatever other term you want...most people will not care then.